Click on the above for a bigger version of the photo -- if you really want to see that.
Michelle and I frequent a website called IRC Images. This website harvests pictures that are posted in the subject lines of IRC channels. If you have no idea what IRC is, picture a network of chatting folks, most of whom are insane. IRC Images thus features all sorts of weird, sick, strange, funny, bland, and wrong photos, typically without any context whatsoever.
When Michelle and I saw the above picture, we laughed. A lot. It wasn't so much the ridiculously bad computer graphics -- it was the sign next to the sex act.
Hey sexy lady, I like your poop.
This line of text has awesome, amazing, disturbing power. We're talking All Your Base Are Belong To Us -- only with poop.
And thus, I ask all of you who read these words to adopt this sentence as a catch phrase, and spread it across the globe.
You may be asking, "But, Nik, when can I possibly use this catch phrase?"
Easy. Whenever someone does something particularly stupid, or particularly brilliant, pull this catch phrase out and say it with pride:
Hey sexy lady, I like your poop.
Trust me. You're coming in on the ground floor of what will soon be an international phenomena. It will be everywhere -- completely unavoidable. It might even make it into the dictionary.
Or maybe just a few of us weirdoes will say it, and confuse the people around us. I'd settle for that too.
(At the time of this writing, doing a Google search for "hey sexy lady I like your poop" returns zero hits.)
1 comments:
well, 1 1/2 years after your posting of this, I did a Google search and it came back with three results. Two of them were from "Kill Everything" (links that lead to this). and the other one lead to somebody talking about this page. ---but, I'm going to start using that phrase(I think it's hilarious) so maybe more 'weird' people just need to "happen" upon this page.
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