I keep getting woken up in the middle of the night by an older gay man's wiener dogs. I know this means something. Last night they woke me up at 2 AM. The man has two wiener dogs and they are immensely fat.
They bark in tandem. First one dog goes off, and then the other. And then they keep doing it. So it sounds something like this:
Wuff-Waff! Wuff-Woof! Waff-wuff! Wiff-woof!
For about twenty seconds. Then they pause, find their bearings, and start over. Maybe they're singing.
It's pretty quiet, by barking dog standards, but it's still enough to wake me up. I'm not sure why the man lets the dogs out in the middle of the night, but he does. What are they barking at? No idea.
One obviously gay man I know referred to the owner of the two wiener dogs as "that old queen". This was said with both bitchiness and affection.
The end.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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Man. I had to read that first sentence a few times before I figured it out.
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