I decided to make my dog happy.
I took all of the food out of the fridge. One item at a time.
Pickles. Sliced ham. A loaf of bread. Mustard. Ketchup. Salsa.
I dumped it all on the floor. My dog ate and ate and ate.
He threw up. Then he ate the throw up.
His tail wagged like a helicopter propeller the whole time.
I think it was the best day in his whole life. He'll remember it forever.
It's easy to make a dog happy.
What can I dump on the floor to make me happy?
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funny, Fridays I clean the fridge and make the dogs soup with all the odds and end leftovers. It's nasty but they go nuts the whole time it's cooking.
They don't puke at the end though.
I don’t know what you can dump on the floor to make you happy, but if you take a dump on the floor it might make your dog happy so he/she can it. I know my past dog liked human feces (may the God Dog rest his soul). I found this out taking him on a hike one day in the woods when I went to relieve myself of some internal waste matter behind a tree. Yuk!! After that event I never let him lick my face again.
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